Our fate...

Hey humans!

I just got this piece of info from peiyi today. We're supposed to collect our streaming results from the e-portal tomorrow!

Can you believe it. Our fate. Decided by.








A COMPUTER MONITOR.


MAN!

And after that we have to go to the... cursed... heymath website to get our math homework. (on the tenth)

OH!

GODS!

IS THERE ANYMORE JUSTICE LEFT IN THIS WORLD!

Why can't they just let us either rejoice or weep over our fate for the rest of the week? Huh?

Of course. We rather rejoice at our results.

But as usual.

Yappy the wet blanket.

Yappy who perpetually wets his blanket every night.

Is out to spoil the day!

So.

We must form a coalition.

To fight against the evil forces of Yappy.

Yes.

We shall finish all the work he gives us.

Even the dunged (danged) piece of homework coming on december the 18th.

(ya sorry people. I couldn't get him to reply my sms. Dang it! Maybe he doesn't even have a measly 10 cents to spare for a sms. Hopeless. We students are not working!)

And throw them in his skinny triangular face.

"MARK THEM." We bellow.

"Have mercy, my honoured lords! I am innocent!" He squeals pathetically in a high-pitched tone resembling soprano.

"NO! YOU SHALL BE SENTENCED TO LIFE IMPRISONMENT IN A GIANT HAMSTER CAGE IN TKGS SO THAT EVERYONE CAN LET YOU EAT THE SNAILS IN THE SCHOOL!"

"That's all you shall have, a slimy, juicy snail a day. Doesn't that sound mouth watering already?"

We shall then watch in triumph at Yappy running in a hamster wheel to generate electricity for TKGS the whole day so that we can all have air-con in the whole school.

How nice.

Mr Yong should be proud of us huh.

See, we apply what he taught us to very practical situations indeed.

We are going to have a school of happier tkgians!

And of course a sadder Yappy.

Well.

Hope you enjoyed this post! =D

Enjoy your holidays!

Xinyi