Erm...

So fast wednesday liao... My brain can't catch up... =P
*blinks*
*starts whining*
Science practical book B so chim lah... haizzz. Heng Miss Chan say next monday then pass up... phew... I just finished my Longman and I'm so tired liaoz.
*stops whining*

Okay... Let me tell you all some jokes...

There was this extremely depressed guy sitting in a pub, about to drink from his glass. Suddenly, this BIG BIG bully comes in, grabs his drink, and drank it in a gulp. The depressed guy was extremely shocked and terrified, so, he started to cry.

'What's wrong, man? I hate to see guys cry like THAT!!! Come on, I'll buy you back the drink.' The bully exclaimed.

'Today was the WORST day of my LIFE!!!' said the guy, banging on the table.

'Why?'

'I was late for work. And my boss FIRED me! Then, I walked to a taxi stand, only to slip on a banana skin. Next, when I left the taxi, I forgot to take my things... my wallet and my handphone!!! Now the worst part....... *sniffs sadly* I found my wife sleeping with my BEST FRIEND at home!!! Then.....' said the depressed guy within sobs.

'What?' The bully asked.

'And now you've drunk my poison!!!'

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Hahahaha....! So funny rite. Oh yar. Have you heard about the guy who lost his left leg and his left arm? He's perfectly alright now.

*geddit?*

Hahaha.

Okay. See you all tomorrow!

Xinyi