hello my dear blog readers i am finally updating the blog. i am back with my criticism and this time my dear friends xinyi and julia have supported me in my mission to fill the world with critiscism. lame.

okie here is a poem the the three of us wrote on our way home fom school.

to the tune of yippy yaya yippy yippy ya.

Chorus:
Hengy heng heng hengy hengy heng (2 times)
hengy heng heng hengy hengy heng heng hengy hengy heng heng hengy hengy heng

mr heng's bakery is very oily
it contains lots of carbohydrates and fats.
it is so insoluble it cannot be digested by the enzyme called lipase.

chorus

his bakery makes you go neurotic
it makes your brain rot and become cheese
the cheese is stinkier than the a-math cheese so don't try smelling it

his eyes give you that pervertic look
they stretch beyond the e math book
you feel like running away from that low down creep who is just so yucky

chorus

we should stick a vacuum cleaner to his cheeks
the vacuum cleaner will get all spoilt
because of the disgusting radioactive oil that makes us all go eeeee

his head will reflect sunlight
you can place a plant there to photosynthesize
the rate of photosynthesis will be so high that the scientists will be surprised.

chorus

we offer him some facial blotters
he saturates it and asks for more
we gawk and give the pack and run away so we don't have to see the hengy again

his stubble is green and looks like algae
there is hair sticking out of his lip
i feel like screaming in disgust and calling him a large monster

chorus

this was the song hope you all like it i go neurotic everytime i read this song
kudos to me julia and xinyi
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the slsian who loves to criticize