dooda dooda

hello everyone! i must say that you all are very very LAZY!!!!!! nobody wants to update the blog (except me of course). how can this blog be a constant support for all those hungry bloghoppers out there. we must keep our blog updated so we can provide updated and vital information to all those good citizens of the world. so i hope that you all will join me to update the blog everyday!

ok lets cut the crap. did you guys here the news about those two husband and wife suicide bombers who went to blow up a wedding? ok let me put it in a summarized way so all of you can enjoy the story.

Husband: Wife, do you want to go and blow urself up at a wedding?

Wife: Oh my dearest husband (bows down) of course i want to be with you in every crucial step of life. i shall do anything to spend time with you. even if it means DEATH!!!

Husband : Oh my faithful wife. come i shall teach you to put the bomb on and blow yourself up. (puts layers of bombs on the wife)

Wife: oh thank you , thank you for contributing to my death.

Husband: ok when i give you the thumbs up sign at the wedding, we blow ourselves up!!!!

Wife: ok.

ON THE DAY OF THE WEDDING.

Husband: (shows thumbs up sign and presses button to activate bomb)

Wife: presses button as well.

10, 9, 8,. 7, 6, 5, 4 , 3, 2 ,1 ,0

Husbnad: AAAARRRRRRRGGGGGHHHHHHH!!!!!! I AM DYING!!!!!

Wife: (pressing button continously however bomb does not explode!) oh no husband why have you left me all alone??? now what shall i do????

Wife: (runs out with screaming bride)

Wife later gets caught by police and is interrogated.

basically that was the whole story.

so now tell me technology can fail us even at the moment of death. the poor lady is now in jail because her computer which is the bomb got jammed.

i did not know that even the forces of technology are also on our side of the fight against terrorism.

2005 has been a very disastrous year.
there was the bird flu epidemic
tsunami
dengue
south asia earth quake
hurricane katrina
the recent israeli earthquake
bombing of bali
bombing of delhi
bombing of london
the teaching of mr yong
the separation of all of us
and the list goes on

let us all hope that this does not happen again in 2006

-eddy edha-